The Concussion Conundrum: A Consfusing Case of Critical Consequence

The Concussion Conundrum: A Consfusing Case of Critical Consequence

Celebration and agony can often be confused, as Chris Borland demonstrates here. (Photo courtesy of Yahoo! Sports)   Usually, when an NFL player makes national…

Brainwash Goes to Welcome to Rockville: What You Need to Know

Brainwash Goes to Welcome to Rockville: What You Need to Know

As Brainwash’s resident metalhead, I am incredibly psyched to be attending this year’s Welcome to Rockville festival in Jacksonville. Just as exciting are the prospects…

Super Bowl XLIX: The Last Minute, Summed Up

Super Bowl XLIX: The Last Minute, Summed Up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH MY GOODNESS MAKE ROOM FOR ONE MORE IN THE CIRCUS ‘CAUSE JERMAINE KEARSE CAN JUGGLE LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT I CAN’T…

EXCLUSIVE: INTERVIEW WITH “WITHIN REASON” BASSIST DAVID KOONCE

EXCLUSIVE: INTERVIEW WITH “WITHIN REASON” BASSIST DAVID KOONCE

On August 30th, 2014, I went to the greatest show of my life. I took my sister along to the Rockstar Energy Uproar Festival in…

The Top Rock and Metal EP’s of 2014

The Top Rock and Metal EP’s of 2014

5. “Stand Up,” by Shallow Side Released June 10th, 2014 (Independent) This hard rock band hailing from Birmingham, AL knows how to put out quality…

Stuart Scott: 1965-2015

Stuart Scott: 1965-2015

  “The thrill of victory! The agony of defeat!” Contrary to what ABC’s Wide World of Sports wants you to think, these are not mutually…

Fun Facts About Ebola

Fun Facts About Ebola

Wait a moment, this picture of the Ebola virus doesn’t look right. It’s not scary enough. (Courtesy of NPR) That’s better. (Photoshopped by Sam Gelfand) [This article…

EXCLUSIVE: BOOMSHAKALAKA! An Interview with Tim Kitzrow

EXCLUSIVE: BOOMSHAKALAKA! An Interview with Tim Kitzrow

They say that you should never meet your hero. So I interviewed mine. You might not recognize the name Tim Kitzrow, but if you played…

The FFL: A Fantasy Football Revolution

The FFL: A Fantasy Football Revolution

Sam Gelfand with Ben Curtis So here’s some breaking news: football players get in a lot of trouble. It almost seems more common these days,…

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Unified Weapons Master CEO David Pysden

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Interview with Unified Weapons Master CEO David Pysden

  What makes something awesome? According to the dictionary, it is something that is “extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.” According…

Sam on Sports

Sam on Sports

To our loyal Brainwash readers, and to loyal readers in the making, Thanks for dropping by. My name is Sam, and I’m going to be…