How to Get Into the United States’ Most Prestigious University
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How to Get Into the United States’ Most Prestigious University

It’s April and that means for most Seniors the college application and acceptance process is just about over. However, the college journey for the Juniors…

Pence Wiretapping Trump Wiretapping Pence
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Pence Wiretapping Trump Wiretapping Pence

In a series of leaks by anonymous sources last night, Mike Pence was revealed to be the person wiretapping Donald Trump. In a phone interview…

A Third Dean is Coming to NBPS…Wait, He’s Already Here!
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A Third Dean is Coming to NBPS…Wait, He’s Already Here!

The 2016-17 school year brought a brand new, Assistant Dean of Students to NBPS. In addition to Dean Mays, we’ve now got Dean Watts, whom…

North Broward’s Next New Logo
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North Broward’s Next New Logo

North Broward’s school logo is changing once again! You read that correctly. The updated logo is simplistic and modern, displaying the new owner of our…

Rotten Bowl II
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Rotten Bowl II

Due to the success of this year’s inaugural Rotten Bowl, Commissioner Goodell has made an announcement that will make all sports enthusiasts jump out of…

Trump Cabinet to be Replaced by SNL Counterparts
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Trump Cabinet to be Replaced by SNL Counterparts

They never believed it would happen. However, starting April 4th the Trump administration will be, for the most part, replaced by their Saturday Night Live…

Florida is Opting Out of the USA
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Florida is Opting Out of the USA

Florida, the home to oranges, Disney, and lots of old retirees, has decided to leave the United States of America. Many are wondering what could…

Beauty and the Beast… or Not?
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Beauty and the Beast… or Not?

  *Warning: this article contains spoilers, so if you have not yet seen this movie, proceed at your own risk.*   Among the movies being…

April Fools’ Day Issue Pushed Back to May: Editors Have No Sense of Humor
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April Fools’ Day Issue Pushed Back to May: Editors Have No Sense of Humor

The Brainwash April Fools’ Day issue, traditionally released on April 1st, is a hallowed North Broward tradition. This year, tradition will be broken. The April…

New Major: Finger Painting
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New Major: Finger Painting

Remember when you took art classes as a kid? If so, you probably remember finger painting. Flash forward to 2017 and now Fingerpainting is an…

Brainwash Returns to Paper
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Brainwash Returns to Paper

Everyone knows the devastating effects that running an online newspaper can have on the environment. From all of the extra trees cut down to make…

March Madness: Mascot Mayhem
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March Madness: Mascot Mayhem

Every year, millions of Americans try their best to do what no one has done before: fill out a perfect March Madness bracket. According to…

NCAA Opens March Madness to All Middle and High School Teams
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NCAA Opens March Madness to All Middle and High School Teams

In an unforeseen attempt to gain more popularity for the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, better known as March Madness, the NCAA will be allowing all…

Regal Eagles: North Broward’s NEW Reality Show!
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Regal Eagles: North Broward’s NEW Reality Show!

Lights, camera…ACTION! Will you be the star of North Broward’s brand new reality show: Regal Eagles: The students at North Broward are soon to become…

Nord Broward Preparatory School
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Nord Broward Preparatory School

Last year, North Broward was bought by Nord Anglia Education, an organization that currently owns 43 schools internationally. Along with this came many perks such…